Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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