I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The power of my boobs compel you
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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