i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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