I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Randomize