If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
