Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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