I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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