Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
