But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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