hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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