Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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