yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My vagina just recognized that song.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
