I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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