Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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