just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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