Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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