I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
