My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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