Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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