it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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