I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
