If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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