my sisters under your porch take her home
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
