she kept yelling 'call me bella'
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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