i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dicks are not precious.
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