i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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