i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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