Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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