Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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