You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
time to smoke my breakfast
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Enjoy the penises
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize
