it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
