Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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