Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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