Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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