HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
