Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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