I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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