Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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