Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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