just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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