You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just invented taco cereal.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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