i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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