i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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