They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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