dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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