ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
