So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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