I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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