i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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