lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
