I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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