xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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