Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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