So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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