i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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